So girls, if you're to ask their opinion, these should be the answers to be heard:
* If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
* Don't cut your hair, ever.
* Anything you wear is fine. Really.
* You have enough clothes; you have too many shoes
* Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
* Let's us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
* Women wearing wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Ugly truths to be faced:
* Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
* Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
* No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calender.
* Your brother is an idiot, your ex-bf is an idiot and you dad is probably too.
* If you don't dress like Victoria's Secret girls; don't expect us to to act like soap opera guys.
* Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
When you plan to start living your life with guys:
* Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
* Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
*Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
* Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
The communication between him and you will EITHER goes right OR forever:
* Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
*Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
*Dogs are better than ANY cats.
*Sunday = sports. It's like full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
*Shopping is not sport.
*Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
* You can either ask us to do something OR tell is how you want it done. NOT both.
* It's neither your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
* If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways make you sad and angry, we ment the other one.
* Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
* Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
* Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
[Information cited from http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Rules_that_Guys_Wished_Girls_Knew.html]
Guys are quite simple.. They are really JUST that simple. Sigh
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